Klutz: Phoenix Heat

I escaped the jungle, only to end up abducted and held captive.
But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage!
I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!

Of course, I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha, get it?
As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren’t enough, I’m now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I definitely got the wrong idea of torture from “50 Shades of Grey”. Don’t look at me like that, you read it too!
They seem to be willing to stop at nothing in their effort to break me. But come on, they’re not that creative, just annoying in their determination to figure out how much I can take.

Another rare shifter is being held here. I can feel him. Yep, another freaking mate. In case you haven’t been counting, that makes it six fated mates… sheesh! My five jaguar shifter mates couldn’t seem to make up their minds. Were they happy to have me or desperate to ditch me? I'm not even sure if they are coming to rescue me.

Who did I tick off in the universe to deserve all of this?
No need to send help, because I’ve got this... as soon as I find some clothes.
They are about to find out exactly who and what I really am.