Five Guys

I, Tiffany Sheppard, celibate for three years, had decided to finally go get some.

My plan was cut and dried.

Step One: Meet the five guys I work with.
Step Two: Have sex with one of them.
Step five: End the affair cleanly.

The thing was, my plans didn’t always work the way I wanted them to.

Failure One: I slept with all five guys I worked with.
Failure Two: They found out about my master plan.
Failure Three: I was getting emotionally involved.

So yeah, things got a bit messy.

What I didn’t expect was that they’d all be on board and willing to cooperate.
Perhaps a little too willing.

You know what they say, life begins at 30.
But my wild 30s became a whole lot wilder than expected.