A Tail of Two Kitties

You know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I don't. Oblivious is my middle name. Luckily, I have a Hiroki. And a Rome, a Remy, and a David to keep an eye out for me, and on me. So leave it to little old oblivious me not to notice that I have a couple new supernatural stalkers. I mean, I've had my share of men check me out in a bar, but once they get to know me, they usually run. Not enroll in my school, get scheduled in every one of my classes, and offer me free rides in their…chariot?
If that wasn't weird enough, another god joining my not-a-fan club was. They say the third one's the charm…but not in this case. One wants to use me, one wants to kill me, and the new one wants me to do what every god in the nine realms failed to do…kill a god and put an end to Ragnarok. It's like they don't even know me at all. I fall down getting dressed.
Thankfully, I have three-and-a-half boyfriends to help with the hard stuff and keep me safe. Especially when my arch nemesis, Sabine, escapes the school dungeon and is Hel bent on turning me into a Kaede-kabob.
Don't get me wrong. Sometimes, getting skewered can be a lot of fun. But sometimes, you can end up in a worst-case scenario. Like dead…