Loose Monsters

I hunt monsters. I’m supposed to, at least. Turns out it’s so much more fun to collect them instead.

I’m Cari Nessera, the Witch of Rosemere, and I’ve had a lot of different professions over the years: brewing magical ales, selling potions and charms, and painting mystical auras. After a century or so, a girl gets kinda bored, so I decided to finally take the plunge and try out for the realm-renowned Monster Hunters Guild.

It’s a super-natural fit: my magic runs on sex and I’m really into monsters, if you know what I mean.

I get my certification and my first gig all in the same day (both from the hunky half-orc postmaster, drool)…but it’s not as simple as I thought. None of the official Guild spells seem to work right and pretty soon, I’ve got a retinue of sexy monsters following me around!

Is the Guild’s platinum package a total ripoff? Or am I losing my witchy touch?

Only one way to find out! My monsters, a fae and a wolfen shifter, and I travel to the Guild headquarters for answers and find no end of trouble along the way. It doesn’t stop once we’re there!

And you know what? I’m starting to think that I might be the problem here!