Savaged

I live the best life… No, really! Sex, drugs, fame, and pretty much all the free booze I could possibly want. But something is missing. Something I just can’t put my finger on.

A beautiful girl asks for a selfie which leads to so much more, and I am thrown into a Wonderland of hallucinations in a Canadian forest filled with savage beasts that want to ravage me in the best way. Except she wants me to be their matriarch. A matriarch they can all share amongst themselves—her included. What the eff kind of tunnel have I fallen into, and who the heck is the rabbit with the shrooms?

Could this be the end of Perrie Warner, or will I live another day to post more of my viral videos? The monsters are vicious yet somehow enthralling. But I surely can’t post any of this online. I mean, who would ever believe me?